
If you haven’t seen A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, this is what MTV has this to say about their show:
Going where no dating show has gone before, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila pits men against women in a number of romantic challenges, all in an effort to win Tila’s attention and affection. But just because Tila can’t decide which sex suits her best doesn’t mean the girl doesn’t know what she wants. In fact, she knows exactly what she’s looking for in a partner, and she’ll keep kicking out potential suitors one by one until she finds Mr. or Ms. Right.
I am going to overlook the show’s blindingly blatant heterosexism and bi-phobia for the moment because a) I totally have a crush on one of the two remaining finalists and b) and some of the shit people say on the show is so ridiculously sexist, homophobic, etc. that you can’t help but laugh at how bigoted they are.
Dani Campbell is a firefighter from Florida and describes herself as “futch” – both femme and butch. (way to collapse binaries! – and that’s not to say that femme and butch are negative terms in any way – i’m glad she claims them both.) And as you can probably tell, she’s reason a. Bobby, the other finalist, is unremarkable and uninteresting. I’m not sure what Tila sees in him. Though, she did say that she wanted to teach him about the world because he’s from the country (AKA upstate New York) and hasn’t had much life experience. If I were Bobby, I wouldn’t really take that as a compliment.
Anyway, back to Dani. She comes off as genuine and earnest – qualities that are never found in reality TV contestants. And also, she’s super cute. Plus, her grandmother has to be the coolest grandmother ever. In this clip of Episode 8, Tila visits the firehouse where Dani works and then goes to Dani’s home where grandma gets a lapdance from Tila.
Dani’s OBVIOUSLY the best contestant. You all had better be rooting for Dani tomorrow night during the finale of the show. I mean, really, how often is it that queer women who aren’t glamorous a la the L Word get representation on TV?
Now let’s take a look at my second reason for watching the show – the ridiculous shit people say that makes me simultaneously laugh and cry at the sorry state of our world. Continue reading →